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Thanks again wrote:What a twat he is Superb Work Johnny  |
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has anything in particular prompted this outburst?
i like the biro effect.
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bloodynora wrote:has anything in particular prompted this outburst?
He came up to me in the street and asked if I had a biro he could borrow. I didn't recognise him at first and thought god who's this twat? Then when I realised who it was I told him he could keep it to get him away from me as quickly as possible! It's now apparent why he wanted my biro. The twat. Edited by user 02 February 2013 13:31:11(UTC)
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Thanks again wrote:bloodynora wrote:has anything in particular prompted this outburst?
He came up to me in the street and asked if I had a biro he could borrow. I didn't recognise him at first and thought god who's this twat? Then when I realised who it was I told him he could keep it to get him away from me as quickly as possible! It's now apparent why he wanted my biro. The twat. That explains a lot, this ain't LOST BIROS, this is Biro stolen by an Art School talent less noise polluter. Your pic is a work of art and should be shown at the tate gallery, it expresses the dull, shite and pointless thing that is Blur. It should serve as a warning to people experimenting with listening to new music (although I use the word music in broadest possible term). At least he serves as a warning and the public now know he is a TWAT. Once again great work Johnny Wrong Arm I know |
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Thanks Mike.It really is a great piece of art if i do say so myself. I'm wondering about maybe getting the picture spread to a wider audience and was thinking about something along the lines of having the picture put on every bottle of milk in the land. Like they used to put pictures of missing people on milk bottles. The picture on milk bottles would warn and make aware to the greater populace who may be naively unaware of what a twat Albarn is.A little tag line to go along with the pic also , something along the lines of "WARNING- THIS BLOKE IS AN UTTER TWAT!"
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Johnny, I will be launching a campaign to nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize, you need to be commended for your work for ridding the world of this twat and the noise pollution he cascades throughout the planet.
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Thanks Mike I will be contacting the BBC to request a special edition of Crimewatch to be aired,retitled Twatwatch. The programme will have many reconstructions of incidents where Albarn has been particularly twattish to say the least ( and let's face it, there have been many numerous occasions). It is imperative that all available known incidents of Albarn being a twat are made public to the wider population without further delay .. The programme needs to be aired as soon as possible to prevent people the country over being subjected to more twattish behaviour from this buffoon. I will be seeking to ensure the programme will be transmitted around the globe also. This Albarn twat is a problem the whole world must deal with without further delay . A summit meeting at the United Nations is also being mooted to tackle the threat this twat poses to the world. Edited by user 03 February 2013 01:31:28(UTC)
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Thanks again wrote:Thanks Mike I will be contacting the BBC to request a special edition of Crimewatch to be aired,retitled Twatwatch. The programme will have many reconstructions of incidents where Albarn has been particularly twattish to say the least ( and let's face it, there have been many numerous occasions). It is imperative that all available known incidents of Albarn being a twat are made public to the wider population without further delay .. The programme needs to be aired as soon as possible to prevent people the country over being subjected to more twattish behaviour from this buffoon. I will be seeking to ensure the programme will be transmitted around the globe also. This Albarn twat is a problem the whole world must deal with without further delay . A summit meeting at the United Nations is also being mooted to tackle the threat this twat poses to the world. I concur |
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Mike, would it be possible for you to knock up a tee shirt with the picture of Albarn with TWAT on his forehead for you to wear on your upcoming Marathon runs? Perhaps with also a worded warning regarding the Albarn twat worked into the design ?
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Thanks again wrote:Mike, would it be possible for you to knock up a tee shirt with the picture of Albarn with TWAT on his forehead for you to wear on your upcoming Marathon runs? Perhaps with also a worded warning regarding the Albarn twat worked into the design ? Johnny what a great Idea, I could warn a load of people along a 26.2 mile route about this TWAT - Tedious Wanker Albarn Tit |
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Superb, Mike. I will sponsor you in your Marathon .
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A new recent photo of Albarn has surfaced. By the looks of things he's hit hard times, probably as a result of the wider public becoming more aware of what a twat he is and hence his record sales starting to dwindle.Unshaven and wearing a scruffy sweatshirt and jogging bottoms he appeared to have the haunted look of a man who knows his time has gone. Damon Albarn, yesterday. The twat.  Edited by user 05 February 2013 11:34:28(UTC)
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Thanks Johnny - What a TWAT! |
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Finally a useful, interesting and intelligent thread! But who are the pretty pretty flowers for?
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