Originally Posted by: bc2323
Does Gillian have any plans to pen an autobiography (would be interesting to hear her side of events surrounding new order)?
“yes”
This is the level of eloquence and fascinating insight I have come to expect of her. The Charles Dickens of pop. More please.
Copy and paste from fucking years ago:
TRIES AND WHISPERS
The autobiography of Gillian Gilbert
Written by Paul Morley
1970s
The scant askance glance through the joyless and indeed divided yet not atomically miscreated universal upset urinal begetting but not beginning, rather commencing the non statistic but sattitarian sibilance through Joy Division through to and indeed toward Newer Orders and of course the coursed New Oder may be interpreted but not empathised as the Dante mock Virgil movement upwards onwards to hospitals of brinks., yes Gillian?
(Gillian) Er, yes! Ha ha ha!
New Order
Yet in the eighties or shall I reinterpret that, the achings, one could hardly barely fail to bear on 'Brotherhood' a slight light frightened lapsus or lapse and grasp at the paraprostochian otherearthly but always wordy if not worthy greetings greedily bred by Ian despite the misogynistic plasmatic missed ogres nismically misplaced.
(Gillian) Er, yes! Ha ha ha!
Furthermore
Notwithstanding the green mean machine of commercialised unpop rave and grave cultured cult of the floowing decade's dictated decades, or the other two, not revenged as joy division had delved deeper like dolphins in the aegean mists of grime on Manchester man and sibling through child and like mustard, with a sheen at grey dawns like the original band, yes Gillian?
(Gillian) Er, yes! Ha ha ha!
APPENDICKS (I'm proud of that word. It sounds like something Jan Kurtis might say):
Part 1: My Childhood
(nervous giggle, brushes fringe from forehead) Yes, I had a childhood. (giggle)
STEVE: So do most of us!
(giggle)
Part 2: I Discover Music
(nervous giggle, brushes fringe from forehead) I started listening to records.
STEVE: What else can you do with them?
(giggle)
Part 3: New Order
(nervous giggle, brushes fringe from forehead) I was asked to join New Order. Bernard sometimes showed me how to play this computer thing.
STEVE: Yeah, Bernard can be a bit of a control freak.
(giggle)
STEVE: It's not a joke.
Sorry.
Next week: The 90s: The Wilderness Years (I'm very proud of that. Jon Savage thought of it for me all by myself), The Other Two Break Records (2 albums in 30 years and they're both shit), and Hooky is a cunt.
Melanie C used to have a podcast, 'Ask Melanie'. I wrote, Will you marry me? I thought she'd answer after the 6643379900854th time. She must be busy.
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